With the unveiling of yet-another "i" product, I thought the church could put in for one more: The iPreach, for the priest who needs just one more thing! Features include:
•16-point font for easy reading
•Stores your sermons for up to 50 years
•app for Bible readings of the day
•app for Biblical commentary on said readings
•app for poems that sound like they could have been Biblical commentary
•app for dog whistle-like tone to wake up sleeping congregants
•app for soothing music to counter dog whistle to keep babies pacified
•app for command laughter at joke you *know* is funny
•app for disrupting cell phone signals so they don't ring during the service
•one touch button that writes the whole thing for you, keeps attention, and removes distractions
3 comments:
So when will it be available? I know someone who could use it!
How and where do you get this?
Peggins
We all know someone who could use this. Perhaps they are available at a discount by the case. Then we would have some on hand to dispense as the need arises. :)
wiffle
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